Stephen Arnold

Stephen Arnold

Stephen Arnold
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Stephen Arnold
  • Title: President
  • Job Description: Check writer
  • Birthplace: Woodstock
  • Age: Over the hill
  • Education: Institute for Advanced Kazoo
  • Interests: Extreme gardening
  • Role Model: David Crosby
  • Music Interests: Any of the Garage Band demo projects
  • Likes: Organic soil, pole-vaulting
  • Dislikes: Maracas & Chad's Haircut
Chad Cook

Chad Cook

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Chad Cook
  • Title: Creative Director
  • Job Description: All things artsy-fartsy
  • Birthplace: Killiecrankie, Tasmania
  • Age: Considerably, working for SAM
  • Education: Toni & Guy Academy
  • Interests: Vidal Sassoon Haircuts
  • Role Model: Eartha Kitt
  • Music Interests: Pigmy Yodeling
  • Likes: Susan Lucci shampoo
  • Dislikes: Houses with wheels
Noelle Alanis

Noelle Alanis

Noelle Alanis
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Noelle Alanis
  • Title: Director of Licensing
  • Job Description: Getting you to buy things
  • Birthplace: Underland
  • Age: Only slightly older than Soundgarden
  • Education: Mallard Fillmore College of Fluid Dynamics
  • Interests: Typing without an 'e'
  • Role Model: Matthew Henson ... or was it Jim?
  • Music Interests: Capriccio Chamber Music
  • Likes: A capella instrumentals
  • Dislikes: Hurdy gurdies
Tinley Bone

Tinley Bone

Tinley Bone
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Tinley Bone
  • Title: Director of Licensing
  • Job Description: Partnering with y'all
  • Birthplace: Chocolate Hills of Bohol Island
  • Age: She's a big girl now
  • Education: Bowling Industry Management and Technology
  • Interests: Frog dissections
  • Role Model: Cher
  • Music Interests: Bobby Bones
  • Likes: Extreme ironing
  • Dislikes: Visible panty lines
Whitney Arnold

Whitney Arnold

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Whitney Arnold
  • Title: Everything 'Vault'
  • Job Description: Putting the ship into the bottle
  • Birthplace: Farallon Islands
  • Age: At least 12
  • Education: St. Mary's Butterfly School of Design
  • Interests: Carpet sharks, wobbegongs, and chumming
  • Role Model: Ryan Seacrest and Gary Coleman
  • Music Interests: Fiddle singing and Indian tabla loops
  • Likes: Collecting drinking straws and removing the limes from empty Corona bottles
  • Dislikes: Loosing his pet rock on a gravel road and photocopies of himself
Dave Baumann

Dave Baumann

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Dave Baumann
  • Title: Marketing and Creative Director
  • Job Description: Bridging the gap
  • Birthplace: The beaten path
  • Age: Younger every day
  • Education: Would-be Warriors Gladiator School
  • Interests: Alien space mummies
  • Role Model: The World Leader in Sonic Branding
  • Music Interests: Kaja Goo Goo
  • Likes: Remote controls and stink bombs
  • Dislikes: TSA full body searches
Clay Lorance

Clay Lorance

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Clay Lorance
  • Title: Creative Services
  • Job Description: Slicing & Dicing
  • Birthplace: Katmandu
  • Age: You can't make me!!
  • Education: Apprentice to The Laplanders of Norway
  • Interests: Phonetic Punctuation & Hats
  • Role Model: Victor Borge
  • Music Interests: Gregorian Metal & The Carpenters
  • Likes: Pizza & Magnetic Propulsion
  • Dislikes: Macintosh Computers
Paul West

Paul West

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Paul West
  • Title: Chief Engineer, Senior Button Pusher
  • Job Description: Erasing all the good takes
  • Birthplace: Phone Booth, Abbey Road
  • Age: 48K, 24Bit
  • Education: Beale Street
  • Interests: Open Wheel Armadillo Racing
  • Role Model: The Blue Peanut M&M
  • Music Interests: Anything with bagpipe, oboe & slap bass
  • Likes: Doing Tequila shots with chipmunks
  • Dislikes: Aardvark Drag Racing (NHRAa)
Jesus Garcia

Jesus Garcia

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Jesus Garcia
  • Title: Creative Services
  • Job Description: Pushing knobs & twiddling buttons
  • Birthplace: Jot Em Down, TX
  • Age: Younger than Clay
  • Education: Euphonia University
  • Interests: Iona Gaels Futbol
  • Role Model: Zha Zha Gabor ... or was it Eva?
  • Music Interests: Klangfarbenmelodie
  • Likes: Enharmonic intervals
  • Dislikes: The phrase 'WWJD'
Freda Jetton

Freda Jetton

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Freda Jetton
  • Title: Executive Sales & Marketing Coordinator
  • Job Description: Loose ends sorting
  • Birthplace: Greyhound bus, Highway 41
  • Age: Yes
  • Education: Continuing
  • Interests: Skew Line dancing
  • Role Model: Ozzy Osbourne
  • Music Interests: K-Tel
  • Likes: Free subscriptions
  • Dislikes: Green colored condiments
Jana Bailey

Jana Bailey

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Jana Bailey
  • Title: Director of Business Affairs
  • Job Description: Columns, Numbers
  • Birthplace: Cat Island, Japan
  • Age: Is just a number
  • Education: Reynauds Culinary and Math Elysium
  • Interests: Industrial paper shredders
  • Role Model: Bernie Madoff
  • Music Interests: DEVO
  • Likes: Square pegs
  • Dislikes: Round holes
Jess Bailey

Jess Bailey

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Jess Bailey
  • Job Description: Table scraps
  • Birthplace: Dawson's Creek
  • Age: x √a-bx
  • Education: Ozark Choir College
  • Interests: Back seat driving
  • Role Model: Tom Landry
  • Music Interests: Nickelback, Hall & Oates
  • Likes: Parsley sage rosemary and thyme recipe
  • Dislikes: Zombie Apocalypse